Findings:

• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• Real Life Dilbert
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Stoned music memories
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• You don't have any real problems
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• save and restore function in real life
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• Everything vs. Real Life
• Real life trolling
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Dan in Real Life
• Real Life Phaser
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have become furniture in your life
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• Real Life
• what real progress have we made?
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• real life raygun
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• real life test
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• Real life applications of mathematics
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
• I'm not this cool in real life
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• In Real Life
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• "Real life": absurd liberal myth
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• The struggle is real
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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