Findings:

• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Being a dickhead
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• People who don't read
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• people who don't exist
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• who has the demon?
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Envy is a bitch who smiles and blows smokerings
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• People who carp about their jobs
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Capitalize, please
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Who needs a day job?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Refuse to date anyone you work with
• A word from anyone's alien
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Chess, anyone?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Who's watching the fools that are watching your back?
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.

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