Findings:

• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• My first comet
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• Don't tell me everything
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Don't Tell Me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Don't Give Me Names
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't tell me about her
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Being a dickhead
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Dont come near me (user)
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't stand so close to me
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I dont no (user)
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't say no
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• We don't need no education
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• My God, don't tempt me!
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't send me roses
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• I don't know how to smile
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Don't wait up for me
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Show, don't tell
• the way you don't look at me
• And I don't even know their names
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't ask don't tell
• Don't tread on me
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't let me die nervous
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't Tell a Soul
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Dont come near me. (user)
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Dont Give Names (user)
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• customers don't trust me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't call me Debbie
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't tell mommy
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss

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