Findings:

• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Only Jesus can judge me
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Help me help you
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• You Can Count on Me
• You say you want to help me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Can You Hear Me?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• So help me God
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Can You Take Me Back
• can you get enough of me?
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Can you hear me knocking?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• Can you show me?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Help Me, Daddy
• Nothing can stop me now
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• god help me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• A very mean bar trick
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• You can see right through me
• Can you hear me flailing
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• can you show me where this came from?
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Though you can tell me
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• help me (user)
• Please help me!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Helping a loved one with depression
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Help Me, Rhonda
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Someone please kill me
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• Catch Me If You Can
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• How Not to Crush Someone With A Backhoe
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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