Findings:

• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You know you're a geek when...
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• You're never around when I need you
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I know when the world will end
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• You're always welcome at our house
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Swing when you're winning
• When You're Evil
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Sing when you're winning
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• And you're always welcome at our house
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• Time flies when you're having fun
• When I watch the living meet
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Only when you're older
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• You always feel it when I go
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• When I play hide and seek, I always win
• Sucking at The Sims
• You Know You're Right
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• You're pretty when you cry
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When you're home alone
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• When you are being sacrificed
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I feel like I'm being watched
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• I know more when I'm alone
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Eye contact at a distance
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• To Here Knows When
• Russians know watches
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• You know you've been away from home too long
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When you're alone
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When you're dead, you're dead
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• The door is always open
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• You're such a fool to give me what I want
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.

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