Findings:

• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They did so because they believed they could.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• On the Air Because They Care
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Question authority
• No Treason: The Constitution of No Authority
• appeal to authority
• Certificate Authority
• Local Authorities
• Unitary Authorities
• local authority
• Anonymous Authority
• British Airport Authority
• Voices of Authority
• Scottish Qualifications Authority
• Obedience to Authority
• Internet Assigned Numbers Authority
• Fusion Authority
• By What Authority
• Comics Code Authority
• Comics Code Authority 1954 Guidelines
• Comics Code Authority 1971 Guidelines
• Comics Code Authority 1989 Guidelines
• Higher Authority (user)
• The Authority
• The Sports Authority
• authority control
• Port Authority
• Port Authority Bus Terminal
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 19
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 20
• pro hominem
• Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority
• Illinois Tollway Authority
• Against All Authority
• The diaper pins of authority
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Executive Authority
• Palestinian National Authority
• Financial Services Authority
• Metropolitan Transit Authority
• Chicago Transit Authority
• false authority syndrome
• trade promotion authority
• fast track authority
• The Supreme Authority of the Church
• authorities of Finland
• National Command Authority
• Human Rights Act 1998: Public Authorities
• Valley Transportation Authority
• A Call to Resist Illegitimate Authority
• Local Education Authority
• Association of Local Authority Chief Executives
• Georgia Technology Authority
• Australian Prudential Regulation Authority
• Is legal positivism a "one-way projection of authority"?
• Civil Aviation Safety Authority
• New Orleans Regional Transit Authority
• Coalition Provisional Authority
• First person authority
• A vindication of the authority of fathers
• Parental Authority Limitation Act of 2150
• International Seabed Authority
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - A
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - B
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - C
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - D
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - E
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - F
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - H
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - I
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - J
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - K
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - L
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - M
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - N
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - O
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - P
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - Q
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - R
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - S
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - T
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - U
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - V
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - W
• Table of Authorities
• The E2 Authority Problem (e2poll)
• Paragon Transport Authority
• Permission versus Authority
• Greater London Authority
• Terran Trade Authority
• Hawaii Housing Authority v. Midkiff
• Authorities Concerned Over Rise of Teen Linux Gangs
• Inner London Education Authority
• Advertising Standards Authority
• Las Vegas Convention And Visitors Authority
• Independent Safeguarding Authority
• implied authority
• Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
• Local authority run newspapers in London
• The Terran Trade Authority (node_forward)
• My first brush with authority
• argument from authority
• The procedures that you invent as a contrivance of authority will be ignored
• Because
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• The Department of They
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Because I Got High
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• We sing because we must
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.

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