Findings:

• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• What I want to be when I grow up
• God is good, people are screwed up
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I fall asleep to be with you
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Up With People
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• People have fucked up before
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Music need not be popular to be good
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Her hair, tangled
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• An M pretending to be an S
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What the American people want politics to be
• we can all just be around other people
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• play dumb
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• Things people put up their butts
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• and then I woke up
• And then one day you wake up
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Dead links in writeups
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
• everyone else is asleep
• Falling asleep last night
• Asleep at the wheel
• My dick fell asleep
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Service for those Fallen Asleep
• falling asleep visuals
• You were here when I fell asleep
• fall asleep without thinking of monsters
• asleep at the switch
• Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Asleep in the Back
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• the very houses seem asleep
• Asleep Inside the Bone
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To be or not to be
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Random socks, balled up
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• good reasons to be content
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK

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