Unfortunately, I don't have complete scenarios; all I can offer is a list, from memory, of what has passed (pun intended) through our emergency room. Apparently there is a silent epidemic out there - people by the hundreds are walking naked through their dwellings, slipping, and falling onto odd objects in such a way that they become lodged in their rectum. Beware! You have been warned!

Objects found in various recti:

Please, don't anyone take this as a suggested list of things-to-stick-where-the-sun-don't-shine!! These things MADE this list because they were impossible to be retrieved without medical assistance. Once again, public service announcement: wear underwear when walking through the house, or you could be the subject of a writeup update! You have been warned!

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