New York. I have this romantic idea of a heartless city, cold and foggy. I can't get it out of my head. I haven't even moved yet. Yet.
I did, however, change my
zip code in my
SparkMatch profile to
10010. I did a
local search,
just to see who was who, and you know what?
"
stand/alone/bitch: 57%"
Bam. There it was, staring me in the face, in a
prophetic white-on-blue. I started thinking about what it would be like to date
stand/alone/bitch. Then, in a wave of
anticlimax, the answer came to me.
I could never date stand/alone/bitch! She doesn't exist. Neither does
Ælien, really. He's just a
handle,
screen name,
nickname, whatever. Not
me. I did her an
injustice, for just a few seconds. I made the mistake of thinking I knew her.
No, I wouldn't want to date
stand/alone/bitch.
...
Maybe I'll look up Jane, though.