Findings:

• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• You Fucked Up!
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• People have fucked up before
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Fucked Up
• Fucked up Facts from History
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Living up to your father's expectations isn't easy.
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Making a decision about a life
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The truth about life
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• fuck up
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Fucked up ways to die
• Ken Lay
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Getting up on a Saturday morning
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Life isn't always precious
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Life isn't a box of raisins
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• You know, life isn't so bad
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Love isn't about fixing people
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• grind up the loins
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Tell me a story about rains
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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