Findings:

• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• You don't have any real problems
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• So you don't have to
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I have a punklin and you don't
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Cats don't have brakes
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• No, I don't have channel 11
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• A reason to drink
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Stoned music memories
• I don't have a television set
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Why don't I have votes today?
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• you don't have to do this
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Baptist jokes
• Cow
• Purple cow
• cow town
• cash cow
• Mad Cow Disease
• cow orker
• Sacred cow
• Cow parsnip
• Cow's lungwort
• Cow tree
• Sea cow
• Black Cow
• bob the cow (user)
• You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets
• The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
• Find Many Cows
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• cow patty
• cow bell
• Surah 2 The Cow
• Why is a pregnant cow like Monaghan?
• Ant cow
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• cow level
• Fencing with a cow
• Brown Cow
• Mrs. O'Leary's cow
• Ghost Cow
• No cow is innocent
• What's the deal with all the cows in NYC?
• Here be Cows
• cow parade
• The Book of the Dun Cow
• pimp cow
• The Exploding Cow
• Ted the Cow
• There are no male cows, moron
• Consumption by the Corporate Cow
• I Was A Cow
• Holstein Cow
• cow pasture
• The Purple Cow: Suite
• Unexploded Cow
• fiberglass cow
• Protein folding errors: Alzheimer's, Mad Cow, and Cystic Fibrosis
• On Cows and Toes In a Crazy World
• Cow Chip Bingo
• Steller's Sea Cow
• Downer Cow (user)
• Baby Cow Productions
• Impatient cow
• Poor Cow
• How to milk a cow
• World's largest holstein cow
• Leather Cow Statues
• The important difference between cow and sheep brains
• Surah 2 The Cow - II
• Highland cow
• Death Rides a Pale Cow
• La vache! The strange fixation on cows by the French
• Cosmic Cow
• Alcoholic Cow
• beef is cow, pork is pig
• MaD COw (user)
• Swiss fighting cows
• Cow Manifesto
• Two cow economics
• Cow Palace
• Letting the cows out of the barn
• The Book of the Heavenly Cow
• cow and calf
• The Cow That Went Oink
• milk cow
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• You learn to shoulder them, these cow ghosts
• fraud in medicine: cow thymus guinea pig
• There are not enough cows
• Cow's thumb
• Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Contradictions don't exist
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half

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