Findings:

• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Some of my best friends are
• Some of my best friends are djs
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Some of my best friends are...
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• On a former best friend
• kill him dead; don't call me
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Best friend
• Don't quote me on that
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't leave me alone
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• Man's best friend
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Best Friend (user)
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• A book has always been my best friend
• Best of Friends
• Don't call me Asian
• Falling in love with your best friend
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't Pass Me By
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Dating your best friend
• to my best friend
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• How to find your new best friend
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• My best friend, Josh
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Rape committed by women
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• best friends
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The best places to get your books
• Don't wait up for me
• They Don't Want Me
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• My best dead friend
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't send me roses
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Don't tell me about her
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• brandys best friend (user)
• The day my best friend cried
• Best Friends Forever
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• a letter to my best friend
• Being married to your best friend
• Sex with your best friend
• Some of the best Final Fantasies are not called Final Fantasy
• Don't stand so close to me
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• My Best Friend's Sister
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• A Boy's Best Friend
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Why you're my best friend.
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• customers don't trust me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't tread on me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Brainy people make the best friends
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• These are some of the best nights of my life
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't let me die nervous
• They don't touch me the same way
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• My gay best friend
• Stoned music memories
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Best friends, for awhile
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid

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