Findings:

• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You know you've been away from home too long
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You know you're a geek when...
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Little Girl Lost
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• You're pretty when you cry
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Totto-chan : The Little Girl at the Window
• Thank Heaven for Little Girls
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Little Girl and Queen
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When the girl is the mission
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Only when you're older
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Time flies when you're having fun
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• The Little Match Girl
• To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
• Helping people cheat
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• little red-headed girl
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• you know you've been caught
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Sucking at The Sims
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Goodbye, Little Girl Code
• The little red-haired girl
• let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
• a rhyme for a lost little girl
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• When we were little kids, running
• you're such a girl
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• You're never around when I need you
• You're such a pretty girl
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• when you're ready to touch me again
• I know when the world will end
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• What are little girls made of?
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• When you're home alone
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• You Know You're Right
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Little Russian Girl
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• With a little girl in a Hollywood bungalow
• When the shit hits the fan
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When you're alone
• little girl (user)
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• How a little girl learns to ride a bike
• Swing when you're winning
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• Little Drummer Girl
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• What only the little mermaid knows
• Little girls
• When I left my girl
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Sing when you're winning
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Things guys think girls should know
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• hit my bottom
• Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Eye contact at a distance
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• A Little Girl Lost
• Strange Little Girls
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• you're the only one who doesn't know

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