Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• It's almost like you're real
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• You Know You're Right
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• You use chopsticks very well
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• How do you know it's real?
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• You know you're blacked out when...
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Solving a maze
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• You know you're in the SCA when
• You know you're a geek when...
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• know
• Know where your towel is
• In the know
• You Don't Know Jack
• I don't know
• I know what you did last summer
• Everything You Know is Wrong
• In your heart you know it's flat
• To let him know
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• God only knows
• His hips know the original dance
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Node what you know
• Node what you don't know
• I still know what you did last summer
• Do you know me?
• It's Like, You Know...
• As you know, Bob
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• you don't want to know
• Getting to know you nodes
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• know it all
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• No one knows my plan
• Now you know
• Words for a Sister I Know
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• know your audience
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Know me better, and love me better
• God Knows
• Things you should know about King James
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• you know you've been caught
• This is UNIX! I know this!
• You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation
• Act like you know
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Do you know what pain is?
• The less you know, the more money you make
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Statistics every writer should know
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• things you should know about your hamster's cage
• I Know
• What Do You Know, Deutschland?
• Know Your Client Form
• "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Things guys think girls should know
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Do you know Dr. Wright of Norwich?
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Flags and flag etiquette
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• you'll know
• I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• To Know
• I know they are watching me
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• Know Thy Televangelists
• you know it's poetry
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Know your Enemy
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• He Knows Not Their Names
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• I know I have been dreaming
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Once you know a thing's name, you control it
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• They don't know what they're missing
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't know what to do with you
• Using headphones as a microphone
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• those in the know
• the key commands all emacs users should know
• Things everyone should know about cars
• It's the End of the Node as We Know It
• everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady
• Will I ever know?
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• I know more when I'm alone
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• to let her know
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• you wouldn't know it
• Write what you know
• The Truth the Dead Know
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• I know, let's give shit away
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!

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