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• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
• When you're home alone
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Going by the script when talking to people
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you wake up feeling old
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• when people become strangers
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• When night taught you to let light talk
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Sucking at The Sims
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You know you're a geek when...
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• let go of what you think other people think
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I'll let you in on a secret
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• People don't flail when they die
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When you're alone
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Swing when you're winning
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• You're never around when I need you
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• When You're Evil
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• You're pretty when you cry
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Only when you're older
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• Let's tell people we met at the supermarket.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• It's the impurities that let you party with the shadow people
• I'll get there when I get there
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Where people go when people die
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Her hair, tangled
• How to break your neck and freak people out
• When children become people
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
• If You're Feeling Sinister
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When you kill people they die
• People shouldn't swallow rocks
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Sing when you're winning
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• Since feeling is first
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• I got a good feeling!
• You're such a fool to give me what I want
• Eating words and feeling no pain
• A Really Good Feeling
• Faith is Not a Feeling
• Enjoying the warm literary feeling, if not the book
• Blowing your nose is the greatest feeling in the world
• Your rights end where my feelings begin
• Aidas Boftem and the Grecian Feelings
• The weight of feeling
• this washed out island feeling
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• Feeling neither lucky or unlucky
• Good feeling of oneness with cup rubber
• Remember the feeling
• Of A Feeling
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now

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