You wake up in the morning congested. Get out of bed and stumble to the bathroom, wheezing from allergies.

You get into the bathroom and sit down. While concentrating, you decide to clear out the blower. Grab a hanky or toilet paper and inhale as deep as you can. Then, you force it all out through your nose.

You lean back and breathe in that wonderful first, clear breath through your nose. It's better than sex.

Then, you sit there for a while relishing in your new found nasal clarity. It's pure bliss.

In the shower, you inhale the steam and let it waft down your throat into your lungs. Breathing is so enchanting. You're sure it doesn't get any better than this.

Smell the bacon and eggs your mom is making in the kitchen, breathing deeply as you exit the shower and dry off.

Then, the next day, you get to do it all over again.

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