Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Tell me your evil plan, Doctor, while I pick these handcuffs and call the police"

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• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Submit to me, you evil fly!
• Tell me a secret.
• tell me all your reasons
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• he calls me monster
• Pick Me, Pic Me, Pick Me, Pick Me Not
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• Tell me about your faith
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• It's important for me to remember these things
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Experience tells me not to try
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Tell me a story about cranes
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Evil is me (user)
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• You tell me this is God?
• Just call me fluffy
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• call me hiroshima
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell him, she told me
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Pick Me, Honey!
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Call Me Maybe
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• he calls me girly (user)
• Tell me a story about trains
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Don't call me white
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me a story about rains
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Call me Anna
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Don't tell me everything
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• all of these people are me
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• O tell me the truth about love
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Tell me a story
• Tell me what to dream
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Here's my number, call me
• Tell me about your secret places
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Don't call me Debbie
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Tell me more
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• listen()
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about brains
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• Tell me a story about drains
• Don't call me Asian
• Tell me of the nature of death
• Call Me Persephone
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Call me Fish Meal
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Tell Me What You Think
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Please, Call me Honky
• He called me Sarah once
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• They call me Engineer-khan
• call me garbage one more time
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• Call me Hashmael
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• My first comet
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Tell me a story about elephants
• it beckons me, the call to write
• kill him dead; don't call me
• tell me the truth
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Tell me another lie
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Though you can tell me
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Why tell me that?
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Call if you need me
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• The Emergency Services called me back
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Tell me something good
• I called for the Emergency Destruct Plan
• These people are still happening to me
• Tell Me What
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• call me a poet
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Tell me about my contradictions
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Call Me Princess

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