Findings:

• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• They have bears in Italy
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• They could have saved Kevin
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• Rape committed by women
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• People don't flail when they die
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• You stole what they would have given you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They have taken enough
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They don't touch me the same way
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• He's been places they have not.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They have no bones.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• People want what they cannot have
• They must have faces
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They Have a Word for It
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• They don't understand my tea
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They don't know what they're missing
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• They didn't have the heart
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• They Don't Want Me
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• They don't know what I've done
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't have the time
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• you don't have to do this
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• So you don't have to
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
• oh, such fear as drives so much acquisition
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• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• LeeAnn drives Michael around
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You don't have any real problems
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.

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