Findings:

• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• What lips my lips have kissed
• The kiss will know if the lips stay still
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• You, standing
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• How we have grown apart
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• the circles here have corners
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• How do you know that name?
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• How to have lesbian sex
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• and your shadow knows how to cry
• How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
• I don't know how to smile
• How we know what we know
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• How to "Have People"
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• How to have an out of body experience
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• How could you ever have enough?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How did I end up here?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• To Here Knows When
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• Yesterday I learned how to kiss
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• she does not know how much I need this
• When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• How to make lip balm
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• How to Know God
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• How do you know it's real?
• How to kiss like a ninja
• Know How, Can Do
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• How I know I love you
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Art has an actual purpose
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Sex in a small car
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• How the mighty have fallen
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• How to have an epileptic fit
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• I know I have been dreaming
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• how many lines of code have you written?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Here We Have Idaho
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• How long have you been in love with her?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• How long have you known?
• Sex with a chicken
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• How we could still have a President Trump
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Here is how to make flame sing
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?

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