Findings:

• Stoned music memories
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• When you're alone
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• You're pretty when you cry
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• even more blood
• You know you're a geek when...
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When I made more
• You know you're blacked out when...
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Only when you're older
• Erin, You're Wearin' a Wonderful Smile
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• You're more than welcome
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'll explain it when you're older
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're home alone
• Sing when you're winning
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• The even more dangerous game
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You're never around when I need you
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When You're Evil
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Gimme your hands, 'cause you're wonderful
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Swing when you're winning
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Enjoy yourself. This is utmost in importance.
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• How to enjoy The Family Circus
• A Scorched Earth Policy We Can All Enjoy
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• enjoy tab (user)
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Learning To Enjoy Quiet
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Welcome to the end of the road. Enjoy your stay.
• In my spare time, I enjoy the occasional murder
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even wrong
• break even
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Something Even Better
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• kiss, even
• even number
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• It's not love. It's not even close.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• you can't break even
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)

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