Findings:

• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I need a stoner girlfriend
• Who Needs Sleep?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Who needs a day job?
• Who needs Love
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Altruism: Who needs it?
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• Philosophy: Who Needs It
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• girlfriend
• Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
• imaginary girlfriend
• Girlfriend in a Coma
• Watching your girlfriend asleep
• His girlfriend
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Fighting with your girlfriend
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• Winning back your girlfriend
• my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
• Stealing a girlfriend
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
• My girlfriend and her pillow
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Swordsman's Girlfriend
• New Girlfriend
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• Girlfriend aura
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• low-maintenance girlfriend
• driving your girlfriend home
• Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Girlfriend from Hell
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Asian Girlfriend
• Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
• Girlfriend (user)
• Your Girlfriend (user)
• perfect girlfriend
• Mexican girlfriend
• Love cookies
• Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
• My cat and my girlfriend
• girlfriend of the Singularity
• Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
• Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
• World's End Girlfriend
• Schrödinger's Girlfriend
• Canadian girlfriend
• Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
• sonnet for my girlfriend
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
• Magical Girlfriend
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• Need To Know
• need
• special needs
• Elf needs food badly
• All you need is love
• We don't need no education
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• Everything needs parental figures
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• A PC game guaranteed to suit the needs of contemporary society
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Why we need a space station
• All we need is just to be
• Need a phrase that makes this sentence offensive to all
• False Needs
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Streaming media needs an Apache
• We need more barbers, Goddammit
• We need to watch things die
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Devil Bunny Needs A Ham
• Mordant's Need
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• Kirby G6
• Love the one you don't need
• Every film needs a ninja
• What does God need with a starship?
• Foreigners need to understand what "cussing" is
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Humanity needs robot overlords
• needed words
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Classless societies need infinite plenty
• politics needs ninja
• Information you don't need
• We need a bigger boat
• Even nerds need people skills
• Why all geeks need drugs
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• The human race still needs religion
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Sometimes, I need this.
• You're never around when I need you
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• I need something like smoking
• I just need a hug, is all
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I need something to fly
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Help people who need help
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I need it for my dreams
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• People need difficult languages
• No Need to Argue
• What you'll need to work in tech support
• What you really need to know about Everything
• Friends In Need
• Why I need to leave
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• We need 60fps cinema
• Hollywood needs to hire more geeks
• YO I NEED A BUMP (user)
• I NEED K (user)
• basic needs
• You need something to put between the dramatic pauses
• How to tell if you need new tires
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme

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