Invariably, two evil
people who will hate
me regardless of how nice
i may look. Generally, these people have nothing better to do than think of ways to scare me away or ruin our relationship. Generally owning a large gun
collection, or sheriff
of some small town
. Often associated with car chase
s, elite 2 AM rescues
, bad music
, communist plot
flying over ramps, superheroes
wearing spandex... well, maybe i'm exaggerating. But always be cautious
of the 'girlfriend's parents'.. no good can ever come of this.
Alternatively, some girls' parents like me too much, to the point of flirting(very scary), blabbing on about their jobs, or telling their daughters to marry me. These parents generally are associated with girls i'm not interested in (or visa versa).