Findings:

• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When having sex in Austria
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Sex in a small car
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• When having sex in northern Norway
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When having sex in Poland
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Stoned music memories
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• when all the white horses have broken free
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When living we have need of Death
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• How to have lesbian sex
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• Sex with a chicken
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When having sex in Germany
• When sex hurts (women)
• Animals people have sex with
• When sex hurts (Men)
• When having sex in Binary
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
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• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have no complaint
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• When in doubt, shoot the wizard
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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