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He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
The day he gave me a lift
I've Never Been to Me
Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
never quite well
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
For my brother, in the event he finds me
Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
Write me well.
Girls possess me but they're never mine.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
He called me Sarah once
I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
Jesus He Knows Me
And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
He taught me how to smoke
The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
He never returned
Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
Chris and What He Untaught Me
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
he that is not with me is against me
Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
He loves me, he loves me not
You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
he calls me girly (user)
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
I never met him. He broke my heart.
It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
He never killed a man that did not need killing.
she, he, and me
I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
He Never Died
That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
I had no idea what he thought about me.
Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
Well, pin a gold star on me
Never Let Me Down Again
Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
You'll never know how much you've changed me
curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
Never Let Me Go
Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
he calls me monster
I could never draw but they made me an artist
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
Well I never!
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
I never did well with Sunday nights
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He makes me feel alone just by being there
you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
He that is not with me is against me.
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
He Hate Me
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
He speaks so well!
He has redefined me, again and again
he tried to kill me with a forklift
At least he was gentle
he taught me to fly then took away my sky
My crush asked if he could kiss me
he listened so well, he was still curious.
He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
For my father, in the event he finds me
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
some say he was never here at all
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
Hit me up
I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
He'll never know what he's missing
To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
She cleaned up for me at least.
When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
Would you mind never speaking to me again?
If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
If you told me this never happened
You were never going to become more than this to me
He never looked back
I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
The shirt that always gets me hit on
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
he kissed me for a year and a half
Kiss me once and never again
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
u'll never know me (user)
you never sent me the manuscript
I may never be queen, but you will never break me
video games never made me violent
and I wished you well as you cut me down
He brings me books like flowers
Why you never cease to captivate me
Jesus' blood never failed me yet
The day Anubis hit on me
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
"You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
s/he
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
Li He
Ancient Arrowhead
Don't Go Out the Door
Song of the Sorceress
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Why won't he call?
he'
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He fled
The Man He Killed
he says
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
He who smelt it, dealt it
Surely he would remember this
So, he's leaving
If he's late, you can always start without him
More than he was willing to give
He says she says
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
mad he (user)
He flops over and bonks his head
What He Suffered
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He and She
He (user)
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He and she are one
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
He weaves his words
I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
HES 5 Game Multi-cart

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