Findings:

• You, standing
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• There's Something About Mary
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• teen drinking
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• something about bees
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• A story about a person I do not know
• Something About You
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• If you can say something nice, do
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• You Do Something To Me
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Why males have nipples
• Something I hate about email
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• What to do about trolls
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Something I thought only I thought about
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• Do what you have to do
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Conventional views about human cloning
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• A reason to do something
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Monkey see, monkey do
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Something about parts of you
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• There's something about a funeral
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• I know something about love
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Photography and religion
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• i do not worry about
• Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• Something was about to happen.
• I have a bad feeling about this
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• I have more stories about trains for you
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• There's something about cats... (category)
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Do something
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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