Findings:

• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• He's been places they have not.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They have no bones.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I used to have so many dreams
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• They think I'm a god
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• You stole what they would have given you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Stoned music memories
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• People want what they cannot have
• cat haters
• They have bears in Italy
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• They must have faces
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Using a command line
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They have taken enough
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• They Have a Word for It
• They could have saved Kevin
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• I used to have a crush on you
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They didn't have the heart
• where they used to live
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• Things never were what they used to be
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They think it's all over
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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