Findings:

• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• Have you ever thought
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I have seen the elephant
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• My most disturbing dream ever
• The most beautiful computer ever
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The most confusing bet ever
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever made a just man?
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• How could you ever have enough?
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• But I have seen the sun just once
• The saddest place I have ever been
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Bizarre Condom Names
• Prairie dog self-mutilation
• Toy Bizarre
• Rock Stars and their bizarre love-lives
• The Bizarre
• Bizarre military equipment
• Bizarre Scenes From Martha's Kitchen
• Bizarre Subtropical Anomaly
• Bizarre Foods
• The bizarre death of Serena Sutton-Smith
• bizarre & ill
• happily ever after
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Parking warning
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• I Seen Footage
• Ever Onward
• The greatest drill command ever
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers

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