The stupidest conspiracy theory ever
WARNING: This is an actual theory proposed by a deadly serious caller on a radio phone-in show. I can tell you he was either an astoundingly good actor or an astoundingly stupid person.
Electricity: we all take it for granted, and we all pay our
bills to get it. As we know, it is produced by large
generators, utilising
nuclear energy or
fossil fuels to output the required energy to turn the vast
turbines which generate it. The resultant electricity is then piped to
substations which regulate the correct
voltage and
current for normal home use.
Or is it?
To the
radical thinker, it becomes obvious that something is afoot. Just stop and use your
brains for a minute: what happens when you put a
light bulb inside a sealed reflective
sphere? Where does the light go? What happens when it is switched off? The answer is all too clear:
it bounces off the inside of the sphere and goes back down the wire!
Isn't that in fact what is happening to all of our
appliances? Electricity circulates through them, bringing them to life, then travels back through the
mains socket and into the substation. The electricity is then re-used elsewhere, and the
electricity companies save a fortune! Cunning, eh?
This fits in with other suspicious facts. Why are substations and generators so inaccessible? To protect us from
electric shock? No! It's because they are empty! They are just a
front, a
facade! All electricity is
recycled and the companies are all
frauds who screw us out of our
money for doing
nothing!
So next time you turn on your
computer, remember, you're using
someone else's dirty electricity and paying through the
nose for it!
The world must be alerted!