I know exactly how to please me.

I'm always in the mood when I'm in the mood.

I will never get pleasure from any one man as many times as I've pleasured myself.

I can have sex with myself anytime, and it's not considered cheating!

I know everything that there is to know about me.

I might lie to myself, but I'll never betray myself.

I will never abandon myself.

I talk to myself, but we never fight.

We've spent our entire lives together.

What more could you ask for? You need to appreciate yourself as a lover before anyone else will!

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