Findings:
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Why I'm scared to see the new Star Wars
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I can see your house from here
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- there isn't another side. it's all right here.
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I see no X here
- The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm just here for the candy
- The Boy from the Chemist is Here to See You
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm Still Here
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Being a dickhead
- You see, my son, here time changes into space
- I'm seeing a pattern here
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm not this cool in real life
- i'm here. are you here?
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Santa Claus isn't real! Sorry!
- I swear I'm a real punk
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm glad you're here.
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I feel like I'm being watched
- being here
- being
- human being
- Beings of pure energy
- Are You Being Served?
- Just being quiet and close
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- in love with being in love
- Being John Malkovich
- The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
- The entire point of being an adult
- Being and Nothingness
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being and Time
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Evolutionary pressure against being evil
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Being a Green Mother
- Human beings will believe anything
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Creativity, the essence of being human
- Being There
- The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
- Human being emulator
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- stop being so English
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- being a kid was great
- Being short
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The curse of being named Tim
- being complimentary
- What's wrong with being independent
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Accidental death odds
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Being an artist warps the mind
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- The honor of being a rat
- Being put on hold
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Why I hate being single
- A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
- The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- famous for being famous
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- she being Brand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- On being the Older Woman
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being the outsider at a party
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- On the topic of being alone
- Great Chain of Being
- Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
- Being with an older woman
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- On being the first person to finish a test
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
- On Being the Right Size
- The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
- Being Digital
- Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
- Being both black and white
- the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
- It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Being licked to death by kittens
- For the Time Being
- The disadvantages of being left handed
- Single Being
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- being true to your nature
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- On Being the one who goes away
- The girls' guide to being a girl
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
- The curse of being gifted
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- All things being equal
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Tired of being angry
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
- On being American
- On being a college radio DJ
- The joys of being jailbait
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
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