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• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
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• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
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• Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand
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• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• Somewhere along the way we forgot insulation. It's a cold cold house.

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