Findings:
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- What I want to be when I grow up
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When I am an old man
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- A Man Needs To be Told
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- When should a firm stop production?
- It is as when a man wants,
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- When he became an old man
- I am blind when I want to be
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- The old man at the bus stop
- Kent Montana and the Reasonably Invisible Man
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- Work hard and be nice
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Be a man
- Be your own man
- It's Hard to be Humble
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Work hard. Be strong.
- When shall I be free?
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- The man who refused to be King
- It will be good when I am leader
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Reasons that the English language is hard to learn
- when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- Reasonable man
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- When the words stop working
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- When are you going to stop running?
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- There are times when they seem to be right
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- good reasons to be content
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- Could man be drunk for ever
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- It's hard to be a gangster.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- A Hard Man is Good to Find
- A Good Man is Hard to Find
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- When a Man Loves a Woman
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- hard man
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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