Findings:
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- dictated but not read
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I want someone to read between my lines
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
- No one wants you the way you are
- So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- No two people read a measuring tape the same way
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- We want children to read
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- I like the way he reads poetry
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- everyone wants to read a happy ending
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
- Would you want to live there?
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- According
- The Bible According to Mark Twain
- The next 100 years according to Sir Arthur C. Clarke
- SOY! SOY! SOY! according to the Babel Fish
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- According to Hoyle
- places in Eden according to Talmud
- existence according to the Jerry Bruckheimer physics handbook
- Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
- Schopenhauer on the difference between music and other arts
- The Gospel According to the.web.hermit
- The World According to Spider-Man
- The Gospel According to Peanuts
- According to the Turing Test, I do not exist
- Mr. Butts
- Good from far, but far from good
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- separate but equal
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- You mean the me that you would be
- Butted mail
- The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- cigarette butt
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Mandibular block injection
- old chestnut: all but two
- answer: all but two
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- terrified but hopeful
- Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- Straight but not Narrow
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- butt breath
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Fell, But Tried
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- Cat Butt
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- Butt fluffies
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- General Butt Naked
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- It hasn't been so long, but
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
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