The perennial favorite in satiric subtractive restroom humor
Original instruction panel
1. Push button.
2. Rub hands under warm air.
Scratch out appropriate words and letters and you have it. As tasteful and relevent to American humor as Don Knotts.
Sometimes appended with instruction #4 - "Wipe hands on pants."
A wise soul pointed out something that I missed or at least have never seen: The "Dryer Stops Automatically" instruction can easily be converted to "Dryer Stops Atomically." Thanks.