Findings:
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- this is how i'm going to die.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How to smoke weed in your dorm room
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- how about not (user)
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- How it's Going to Be
- this is it, we're going to die
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How to herd people in public
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- How To Think About God
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- Hey, how's it going?
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How naked are we going to get?
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How we were, before you were
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- The reason we were so excited about Y2K
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- You, standing
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- How about NO
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- How to write about colors?
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- the lamplighter climbs one ladder after another
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to climb Gunung Sibayak
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How we were, before we were
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- how the pyramids were built
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- How I feel about exams
- How about that local sports team?
- There's Something About Mary
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- What About Bob?
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- Daleks and stairs
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about nobody (superdoc)
- Tell me a story about trains
- Things you told me when we were in love
- Nodes about measurement
- about an Alice
- precision vs. accuracy
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- One good thing about gangs
- out and about
- Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
- Porn industry
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
- A Story About Magic
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- naive perceptions about software development
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- Conventional views about human cloning
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- This scenario is about to self-destruct
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- Something about parts of you
- Tell me about your secret places
- About Du Fu
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- Why nodes about Canada suck
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
- DEA arrests just about everybody
- All About Touching
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- a narrative about my relationship
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