Findings:
- Collision avoidance technique
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- You tell me this is God?
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Tell me what I say
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Tell me a story about trains
- Tell me about your secret places
- Why tell me that?
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't tell me everything
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Tell me something good
- Tell me a story about flowers
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Tell me more
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- tell me all your reasons
- Tell me about my contradictions
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- Tell me one thing
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Tell me Why
- Tell me a story about cranes
- Tell me a story about elephants
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- tell me the truth
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- My first comet
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Tell me about your faith
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Tell me what to dream
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Tell me a story
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- You're like a brother to me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Tell him, she told me
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell me a story about mains
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Tell me a story about plains
- Tell me of the nature of death
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- Don't Tell Me
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
- Tell Me What Happened Billy
- Tell Me Again
- why am i me, and you're you?
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- Tell me a secret.
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- This is my truth tell me yours
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You're not the boss of me
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- If you're hungry, blame me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Tell me a story about rains
- Tell me another lie
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Though you can tell me
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- when strangers tell me to smile
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Tell Me What
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- O tell me the truth about love
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Tell me of the nature of home
- Tell me of the nature of fear
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell Me What You Think
- Don't tell me about her
- Experience tells me not to try
- list of things
- Tell me of the nature of love
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- and you tell me your mind is blank
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
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