Findings:

• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Sometimes the shadows remain even after the storm has cleared.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Music need not be popular to be good
• who has the demon?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• This year has flown
• H.A. Rey
• an nyong ha se yo
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Education has failed
• She still has my Borges book
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Evolution has never been observed
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Life has its course
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Morning Has Broken
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Smoking has class
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• great things he has taught us
• Water has negative calories
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• I still don't even know you
• the hottest it has ever been
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• MY life has no carrot
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• My dog has been stolen
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• gomame no ha gishiri
• How to find something which has been lost
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Ha
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Something inside has died
• German grammar
• the time has come
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Life has more twists than a rope
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• 911 has an automated response
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Elvis has left the building
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• God has no free will
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• Where has the smoke gone?
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• Each one has their own story
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Death has entered my life once more
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• ha ha only serious
• A serious error has occurred
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• A community without shame has no future
• Time Has Come Today
• Has
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Satan has your nose
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• The Universe said, Ha!
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Yom Hashoah
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Experience has made me bitter
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• The Eagle Has Landed
• Music Has the Right to Children
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Path Has Vanished
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• Your hair has turned white
• And I don't even know their names
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• September has such a feeling
• Everyone has an accent
• My warranty has run out
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• The etrix has you
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• my body has taken over my thinking
• She has trouble acting normal
• ne mo ha mo nai
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.

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