Findings:
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't get it
- don't rely on us to get you high
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I don't get many things right the first time
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- emotions others don't get to see
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Rape committed by women
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Stoned music memories
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You just don't get it
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- I don't want to get over you
- You don't get a song
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- marxists get crazy laid
- Boys Don't Cry
- Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
- The drummer always gets laid
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
- Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- I don't want children
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't Block the Box
- I don't want to die
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I don't see like you
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- If at first you don't succeed
- you don't want to know
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't call me white
- Why don't you drink?
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Cats don't masturbate
- Don't forget the toes
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- Don't feed the bears
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- don't shoot the messenger
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Don't call me Debbie
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- customers don't trust me
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't Give Me Names
- Saying what you don't mean
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Don't Vote!
- I don't believe in people
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't Drink the Water
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't beat around the bush
- Don't fuck llamas
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I don't understand vegetarians
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Two wrongs don't make right
- Dead languages don't change
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
- Don't hold your breath
- Old video games don't die
- Don't read song analyses
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Don't quote me on that
- If you don't want thorns, choose roses
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- programs that don't compile
- French Canadians don't speak French
- I don't like moving.
- Baptist jokes
- We don't need no education
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- I don't remember
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't think of her
- Mountain Don't
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Show, don't tell
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- don't comment on my looks
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't piss here
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Don't do that then!
- Why don't men shave?
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Don't defile my sex
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Don't lie. Ever.
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I don't have a television set
- Don't call it San Fran
- Don't look out the window in the morning
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