Findings:

• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• Tell me what to dream
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Experience has made me bitter
• Tell me what I say
• Tell me one thing
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• O tell me the truth about love
• tell me the truth
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Tell me a story about mains
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• What in the world has come over me
• Far From Me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• when strangers tell me to smile
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• list of things
• Tell me about my contradictions
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Tell him, she told me
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Don't Tell Me
• Tell me Why
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• feline allergies
• This is my truth tell me yours
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• What golf has taught me
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Don't tell me everything
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me of the nature of home
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Tell me more
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Tell Me What You Think
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Don't tell me about her
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• Tell Me Again
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
• tell me what you have in your heart
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Tell me a story about brains
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• far be it from me
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Tell me a story about trains
• If you told me this never happened
• Tell me a story about elephants
• My first comet
• Tell me a story about rains
• Time has inertia we couldn't observe
• Tell me about your secret places
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Tell me another lie
• Though you can tell me
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell Me What
• Tell me about your faith
• You tell me this is God?
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Why tell me that?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Tell me something good
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Tell me a story
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a secret.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Experience tells me not to try
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me of the nature of death
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• tell me all your reasons
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Stevie Case
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case Twenty-five

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