Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "People who actually know enough to magick themselves out of a wet paper bag"

• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I Know Who Killed Me
• a woman who knows nothing
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Taking things at surface value
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• rice paper bees bleed to wet sugar at the whim of the rain
• let me know who you are now.
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The bored who complain
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• never know who told it best
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Crazy people hanging out at the Carousel
• The paper airplanes we threw out the window
• People are not wearing enough hats
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Know your pets
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Rednecks hating Canada
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Why people who jog live longer
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Brown paper bag
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• who knows (user)
• One who knows does not speak
• Love, it's who you know.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Who Knows One?
• telling people what they don't need to know
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• meeting people out of context
• paper bag
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Watch out now, that rain is wet
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• you, radiating out among the crush of people
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• cat haters
• Pull out of the bag
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• The rules of pool are not selective
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Paper Bag Head Boy (user)
• play dumb
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Capitalize, please
• Using a command line
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Type A blood
• People who use Windows
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Paper Bag Party
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Let the cat out of the bag
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• Helping people cheat
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• To those who know who they are
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You Know Who (user)
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Cat. Bag. Out.
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• bug out bag
• Who can know it?
• Putting groceries in a paper bag
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• i just want to know who i am
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• We know who you are
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• The Paper Bag Princess
• The Who Sell Out
• wet bag torture
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• Paper Dolls Out Of U (user)
• How to break your neck and freak people out
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• A paper bag is a form of culture
• Paper, who covers Rock
• paper bag (user)
• Dead links in writeups
• The People of Paper
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Flaunting your sexuality
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• who writes cryptic messages on tea bags?

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