Findings:
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- Know your pets
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- A reason to drink
- Things I'll Never Tell You
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I'll tell you why you want Democracy
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- I have too much to say
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- I'll Tell You a Story
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Well I'll tell ya
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- I'll tell you something
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- I have too many clothes
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- Men have feelings too
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Khaled Islambouli
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- tell me what you have in your heart
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- You have far too much time on your hands
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- too bright to squander your mind that way
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you found Jesus?
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- When I have female children
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
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