Findings:

• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't tread on me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Don't tell me everything
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't stand so close to me
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't send me roses
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• don't blame me for your anger
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't @ me
• don't kill your clients
• I will stitch your heart together with filthy twine and sex
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• I killed my dog and broke my own heart
• tell me what you have in your heart
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't fear, Dear Heart.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Make Me Think
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't Tell Me
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• she wants to kill and break hearts
• Into my heart an air that kills
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Don't call me white
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Don't call me Asian
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• They don't touch me the same way
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't Say You Love Me
• They Don't Want Me
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't Blame Me
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't Pass Me By
• Dont come near me (user)
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• the way you don't look at me
• customers don't trust me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• you don't know my heart
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you

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