Findings:

• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• One should expect as much from a machine
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I should have danced with you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• consoles should have trackballs
• the dreams that should have died
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• a dozen books I should have read you
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Struggle Buses should have a loyalty rewards program
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Front porch, what should have been said
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Tools everyone should have
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Movies that should have been books first
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• everything that can be cut without a knife should be cut with a fork
• You are not expected to understand this
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Maybe grief expects poor nutrition.
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• People just expect things from me
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Don't expect God to save you
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• expected family contribution
• expected value
• Infinite expected value
• The animals behind the glass are thrilling, as we expected
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• What to expect during a professional massage therapy session
• I could not expect a single surprise
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Not What You Expected
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• What to Expect With Acupuncture and Acupressure
• Expect Delays
• I don't expect
• What's expected of us
• it went exactly as she expected
• expected to explode as a supernova in the astronomically near future
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• What did you expect?
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book

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