The Hammersmith and City Line
Is not known for running on time
It's not always this bad
Better times have been had
But I guess this is basically fine

The District Line heading out West
Has never been one of the best
But this ride takes the cake
I'll be two hours late
For my dinner. I'm so not impressed.

A drunken man holds up the train
Keeping doors open, being a pain
He's after a fight
His head is not right
With a cabbage, he's going insane

For the Silly Songs Quest. To a possibly-original tune.

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