I'm a Twenty-first Century brigand,
But I'm leaving the security of land.
Usually I revel in identity theft,
Now it's the Carnival Lines I'll heft.
I'm a petty pretty pretentious pirate,
I've already mastered every type of pilates,
Ab-twister, Thighmaster, BowFlex and Tai-bo,
Still will learn fencing and to buy a sword, Oh!
You remember Black Beard
and Johnny Depp
I hope to have the most infamous rep
, and Cunard
I'm a waitin' for you,
I'll have Yanni
'n Robert Goulet
The Coast Guard
's not my biggest foe
It's when I missed my morn
in' cuppa joe.
My brain's foggier
than the Northern Sea
Can't find my head for my tail
to take a....
Now ye be wonderin' where this tale might go
All I could afford
was a dinghy
oh so slow
I was able
to board a young man
's Jet Ski
Now while I'm underwater
, he's laughing at me
For StuartO)))'s Silly Songs Quest (To an original tune)