Findings:
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If it be your will
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- You will be assimilated
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- I will be your young sinner
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I fear I will be nothing
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- The revolution will not be televised
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Music need not be popular to be good
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- there will be a last
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- Everything will be alright
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- the world will be remade in our image
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Boys will be boys
- The revolution will not be webcast
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- I will be in my trailer!
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- There will be no more stories to read
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- They will not be named!
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Carl Everett
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Who Will Be There
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
- The end will be a sellout
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- My RPG will be a work of art
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- I will always be in the details
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- There will never be another you
- There Will Be Blood
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- I will be light
- Someday, I will be strong
- Hot pursuit
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- What life after death will really be like
- Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- There will be time
- The television will not be revolutionized
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- This poem can be put off no longer
- I will always be weird inside
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Will I be given that chance?
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Starving in the greenhouse
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- The next life will be better
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Marks which will never be broken
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- all the cute guys will be there
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- The Revolution will be televised
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