Findings:

• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• I was never any good at maths at school
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• The English curriculum from the perspective of a middle school student
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Never trust anyone over 30
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• First to Fall, and Never Again. Learnt my Lesson from the King of Pain.
• A word from anyone's alien
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You can never get away from yourself
• The calls are coming from inside the house!
• August from September never looked as green
• Never Ever
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• since we became accelerated readers, we never leave the house
• Tales From Turnpike House
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
• All that I am and ever want to be
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Ebonics began with pirates
• i am both removed from it, and a part of it
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• High school racism, anyone?
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Views from the Oldest House
• Sideways Stories from Wayside School
• From Bauhaus to Our House
• What We Saw from the Ruined House
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #1: Professor Gargoyle
• a used high school textbook 1904 edition of selections from Tennyson's Idylls of the King
• Live from Daryl's House
• Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
• I am never alone
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• Wired, old school: Information exchange and the explosive popularity of 17th and 18th century coffee houses
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• High School Yearbook from the Manzanar Concentration Camp
• I can see your house from here
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• I am not making this up
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• What am I, chopped liver?
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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