Findings:

• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Can we still be friends?
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Can't we all just be friends?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Be Still
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Darkness Be My Friend
• gods we may be
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Hot pursuit
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• God must be deaf
• Why Can't This Be Love
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• I will always be weird inside
• well, I'll be jiggered
• how to be a friend
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Trying to be friends
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• If God was willing to let it be
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Be My God
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You Shall Be as Gods
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Your god might be evil....
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• God must be living in the sea.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• A book has always been my best friend
• Platonic friends are always right
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• I just want to be friends
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• To God Be the Glory
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Still to Be Neat
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I will always be in the details
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Be still, my soul, be still
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Always Be My Baby
• always morning, but never breakfast
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Be still, My soul
• Starving in the greenhouse
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude

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