Findings:
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- She asked me to read her a poem
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- She told me to say that
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Somebody once asked me...
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- She always confused her greys with white.
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- She kills me
- Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- She only wants me for sex
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- A book has always been my best friend
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Ask me about Loom
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- She doesn't need me anymore
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- She still has my Borges book
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- She approached me with some vague line
- as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- She Fucks Me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- Tell him, she told me
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- She loves me, she loves me not
- She found me on public transportation
- that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- She Speaks to Me
- texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- She only wants me for tech support
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- let me ask (user)
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- always with me
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Experience has made me bitter
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
- What golf has taught me
- She said she loved me
- She misses me
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
- That one makes me scream, she said
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- she, he, and me
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- She is still undoing me.
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- She told me she wouldn't
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- She Blinded Me With Science
- She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- She Gave Sweet Love To Me
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- She looks at me and she laughs
- She just looks at me
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- Misery always has an Audience
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Ask Me Why
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- They asked me to write a letter
- sex has always been a marketing strategy
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- You were always so good to me
- I asked her not to forget me
- Ask Me Anything
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- She always was devious in her beauty
- so ask me, ask me, ask me
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- She has trouble acting normal
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- What in the world has come over me
- feline allergies
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- That moment before she asked
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- The hardest breath she has
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She loved me for my maths
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- She Loves Me
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
- The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- The rain wasn't always kind
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