You are clever!
This is Heather, teaching me chess.
Letting me win,
Look at how well you are doing!
Again, Heather, this time while I was learning water skiing
and before she kicked off her second ski.
I can't believe how fast you figured this out!
Heather, once more, watching me struggle with programming
Pretending not to laugh, but not very well.
This list of things she taught me is lengthy,
including libel and defamation of character.
I would send her a long thank you note,
but she didn't leave a forwarding address.
for angel by request.